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‘I’ll just nip out the back and shoot myself’
On first reading this headline, “We have created human-animal embryos already, say British team,” our first instincts were to urge a tactical first-strike on Britannia. After all, a war on animals...
View ArticleChristmas cow in Connecticut
Christmas is nearly here, and surprise surprise, the animals are here to ruin it for us. A baby cow (I believe the correct nomenclature is “cowlet”) was born in Connecticut with what looks to be a...
View ArticleThis is the best headline that you will ever hear
Not yesterday. Not today. Not this week. EVER. It’s bad enough being part of a shotgun wedding. It’s even worse when the person you’re to marry isn’t so much a person, but an animal. BUT. But when you...
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And another ‘boobs man’ is born
Hey, celebrities! Think you’re doing enough to get children to drink milk by appearing with a simple milkstache? Think again: 100 percent organic. Your move, Hollywood.
View ArticleCows now trying to give the sleep of eternal sleep
Cows: the hidden killer. They’d eat you in a second if they ever got a chance. Instead, they’re just relegating themselves to killing the human race, one by one. A cow escaped from a farm (So it’s too...
View ArticleGet your own beer, boar!
Folks, we all know that animals are a threat to our safety, but it turns out that more importantly, they’re a threat to our booze. In Australia, a wild boar got into some brews at a campground. By...
View ArticleSexiest cow in Britain is a real contest and has a winner
There have been a lot of reminders lately to reach out to friends who may be going through a tough time. Mental health is important. So we need to ask, has anyone checked on England yesterday? Yes,...
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